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The non believers for Climate Change is probably much worse now, end this misery already
Sad that things are only worse today than 9 years ago, both in terms of a worse earth (warming accelerating) but also in terms of people in USA being worse, more stupid… why is it that 99.99% of the worlds climate-change deniers are in the USA? Think about that …
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Watching old episode from 2024, who's this handsome guy talking??😮😅
The 3% of the scientific community that refute 100+ years of clear evidence that different gases hold in heat in the atmosphere differently are not, in fact, part of any scientific community.
“Bill Nye and some guy” 💀💀💀💀
This was 9 years ago. Still people are fighting about this
Climatism is a very stupid religion.
Fun Fact: If you look at the Peer reviewed papers on Climate over the past 10 years, the ratio is over 99.9%.
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!!!!!!!!!
This video was produced a long time ago. I believed the 97.1% consensus reported at the time, but don't anymore.
A study (Legates et al.) countering the 97.1% study (Cook et al.) the same year showed that two thirds of the papers reviewed in the Cook study expressed no opinion on whether humans were causing global warming. Instead of including these papers in the calculation of consensus percentage they were left out. There were other issues as well. Ultimately the Legates paper showed that only 0.3% of the papers explicitly stated agreement that humans have caused most global warming since 1950.
So now I believe the 97.1% consensus was simply propaganda from the climate community and the issue was and is very much unsettled in the scientific community.
So science is about getting a lot of like-minded people together, and not even listening to anyone who doesn't repeat the slogan. well, our modernity is a lot like the Middle Ages… the bonfire will soon be invented.
Albert Einstein: "no amount of experimentation could ever prove me right, but a single experiment could prove me wrong."
Galileo: "in questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual."
Modern Climate Scientists: shut up Albert, nobody asked you. Nobody wants your science denial at this point.
regarding the 97 percent "consensus" – none of those scientists can fully test the assumptions of a climate model out to the year 2100 because the year 2100 hasn't happened yet, no matter how many papers they write, and no matter how many scientists believe the model is "settled science."
Photosynthesis "doesn't exist" and "planet Earth has no means of coping with natural-or man made- disasters" , otherwise how could naive white liberals be guilted into paying into a massive , non accountable fund which government officials can skim as a slush fund?
Wow, a classic. Thank you so much — Now it seems like Congress and the courts are trying to repeal the Laws of Thermodynamics.
Natural fluctuations
10 years later, still the same shit
The American Dream "A Trail of Breadcrumbs"
The American Dream. The perfect way to get rid of all those unwanted people in your life. Go! Crusaders! Stay busy now, kids. FLVVD. The door swings both ways. Rings and Blades. Forest Hansels and Gretels. The karmic rivers may wash but extend over several lifespans. Be warned. In addition the world contains several security apparatuses like the One Ring and the Delomelonicon. The American Dream is akin to old church and military customs where parents ditch their kids because they can’t afford them or they have learning issues. This actually reaches several other strata of the world’s societies. Marriage, jobs at the patent office, Crusades to the Holy Land, conquests, etc. Society is a dangerous place overall and always has been. Fair warning. The defining challenge in the world has always been people who don't catch on correctly or learn wrong, thereby becoming a burden to society. Luckily the vaster politics was halfway prepared to handle this by creating dreams and visions. It's a social truth, and few people like the truth. This is the pure futility of dreams which are counted as mostly meaningless in the end. Poor Bilbo.
-Line of Blake and Flemel, KEY @——^76'
How could anyone ever think this guy is funny? He reminds me of Hauk in Good Morning Vietnam…
Yeah they're all shouting at him … sounds about right. That's all the left ever does because they have no arguments!
I mean all I personally see from that is a bunch of people yelling at the same time. Typical mob tactics.
You guys are a joke, There’s no such thing as Global warming that’s what you used to call it till the Earth started getting colder so you changed it And now call it climate change, which is the dumbest thing in the world because climate change is the changing of climate. It’s got nothing to do with the way you want to use it and its place of global warming You lie about this it’s so evil the root evil is money, not money itself, but the love of it and that’s why weaponized, the weather in the 18 and 1900s we had worse weather than we have today. Major tornadoes ripped out I live in Canada and Toronto had huge floods long time ago. You could look it up wasn’t the end of the world and if we break a record it’s from, long time ago, this is becoming crazy every time we have hot weather you blame it on this meet up global warming. The Earth has been getting warmer since the Ice Age where I live now in Hamilton we were under 2 miles of ice and a really long time ago, scientific research has shown that the Earth had no cold spots it was kind of under a dome of moisture. I am an autistic person very interested in the climate. I am 55 years old and I am just disgusted on how Neurotypical love to lie you love to believe in something to make you feel better and righteous , very weird. It’s very weird. The truth that you’re free I’ve been through winters in the 70 where it was 85° out here in Canada for about two weeks. My family would show up from up north with a foot of snow on their vehicles and everybody here wearing shorts , it wasn’t the end of the world back then and it’s not the end of the world now in the 1920s when someone put out the future world on what it would look like an overheating the gentleman just put two and two together they’re finding out now that parts of Antarctica had no snow or ice on it before that’s not normal. Think ignorantly what they see if it changes it is not good for example I am a typical an autistic person and I am not accepted because I am different than you. I just do things differently. My brain is different. The truth in all things is the truth. It’s called winter summer, spring, and fall climate changes normally since the beginning of the earth so what are you talking about? The Earth is fixing itself as we speak it’s ozone problem. Oops scientist know that this has been happening on and off the globe millions of years, but they are told to be quiet because if you don’t say and follow what we say that we will defund you you will not get funding so it’s profitable to the public. You’re killing your children because of this add on all the other lies you were responsible for your actions and one day you will reap the consequences in this life with sickness, gluttony illness unhealthiness if we don’t learn to love each other like we love ourselves. The price for this is death. You see you believe in only what you see but you don’t you believe in what you make up in your heart we’re lying to yourselves. The end is in you , the truth will set you free
Thousands of scientists that disagree that higher CO2 levels are a problem. CO2 makes up only 0.04% of our atmosphere, and all life on the planet depends on it for survival! Also, their claim that extreme weather has increased exponentially has been debunked many many times! That is a total made up lie. And last, but not- least, their big claim to fame are these climate models that supposedly predict what the weather will be like 100 years from now. For people to just simply believe these government bureaucrats, corrupt politicians, and filthy lobbyist without doing any research at all, they Go running around with their hair on fire, simply believing everything they’re told! Many of these “lost souls”, have been searching their whole lives for the group that they feel comfortable accepted in. For some of them, actually for the large majority of them, this is the only acceptance they’ve ever known, and they become fanatic about it, of course the “elephant in the room“, is the fact that governments all over the globe are raking and literally trillions of dollars in the name of climate change question that needs to be answered is what is the exact amount collected from taxpayers, where is that money, what have you been doing with all that money, and what are the real world impact, change, And what are some of the major breakthroughs, any p accomplishments at all? Basically, where is the money, what have you done with it, if you’ve spent it, what have you spent it on and what benefit has it or have you learned anything new or, has this just been a huge MoneyGram, stripping mainly the middle class, working people of trillions of dollars that’s ended up in the hands of people like Klaus Schwab and lap dogs
How Does One Achieve Knowledge? "The Secrets of Ancient Constructs"
"As above, so below." -Hermes Trismegistus
Contrary to popular beliefs, knowledge is not achieved by reading. It does not require expensive tools. Knowledge does not need to be gathered by a poorly defined scientific method, but must usually precede using it then reapplied for presentations sake by using forms and constructs like hypothesis and results. Books contain knowledge and record others achievement of knowledge, but reading is an inactive form of analysis whereby one simply gathers. The ancient gods and religions were created with lists that weighed results in real world attributes, then these results were applied in communication with vast results. These were not phantasms in the forest but highly articulate arguments. Where else would philosophers such as Aristotle get their techniques? Knowledge is active not passive. Though some advanced arguments argue it must contain both active and passive means. True knowledge is achieved through, first defining the subject matter, applying logical construct to the subject, defining lists of relative relations to the subject, weighing it on mathematical scales and applying filters or other relations, and weighing or testing real world results. These are then gathered and applied to communications, arts, sciences, engineering, self defense and warfare, etc. Knowledge imparts clarity of mind and give one power over others and the world. This is why it is defined as evil in the Bible. Come and be like the gods, instead. One simple technique to tackling complex problems is to garnish a perspective behind the problem either historically, literally, or figuratively before defining a clear list and weighing it with other factors. Also, applications of new knowledge tend to have a bigger effect in a bigger arena, therefore one must think as big and large as possible when applying knowledge. Don't "THINK" but "THINK BIG." For example, how many shapes and sizes can magnets be made with, what are their applications, genders, how are they related to life, death, birth, nature, space, what the metals and elements are affected, what are their bridging waves to other elements, hoe are magnets related to time, how can this list be applied to experimentation? On and on. You've already cracked the code to half of physics. What are the traits that define angels? What about spirits?
-Francis Blake
Credit to IBM (R)
Note* Gods like Lord Shiva which is featured at CERN tend to fail over time because their inception is laced with bad listing. Dances of destruction and creation are laced with feminine aspects. Lord Shiva seems more like a Goddess. When applying feminine characteristics to males they are better set to compliment male aspects such as with angels like Gabriel or Jesus. Modern problems with men are linked to ancient constructs like Lilith who was replaced with Eve. Eventually, she goes back to Lilith and we are right back where we started. Adam is the Biblical and political conspiracy of Western Civilization which gave rise to Feudal societies after the Fall of ancient Rome. These societies were kept from the ways of knowledge and ancient works out of spite and hatred as written in the Bible which was used to cover up ancient knowledge and play down their political propagation. Noble causes such as governments often realize their power is limited by checks and balances and feel duped because slightly more power goes to the market. The world exists in the reality of facts not a fantasy by which they hold every key. This why America has been sometimes accused of handshakes with ISIS who crave only total domination through political means. If you eliminate arms in America it gives governments a loophole by which to further their lust for power. It's the same with climate control. By capping the market of its potential for resources they gain more power.
Lists and the Celestial “A Witch’s Broom to the Mall and Some Frankenbread”
“Zoom, zoom…” – Mazda Ad
America has become a danger and excitement addict. Just sitting around and having a boring day is not enough anymore. Just look around at social media. Strategies in the Art Departments, my friends. Strategies in the Art Departments. Shoppers are active, on the go, and excited about products. They are young, fresh, and exciting. Try and sit at home all day like in post-Renaissance period America? I think not. If only you could stop racing on the motor freeway. If only you could abandon the information superhighway. You simply can’t get married. She is out there stringing you along. Try a grail. You’re sick? We have a Frankenstein battery recharger and there might be fifty bucks left in you. Hey. Shake the camera a little more. This is live action! This thing even has a live public confessional. It just pressurizes you like an interrogator. Don’t worry. It’s a vast tradition to chase vanity. A female is naturally fair and that drives a man into competition.
-Blake Manescule
Hahaha haha. 6:31
Note* No more ice blocking down grass hills. Haloes and Horns, man. Pitchforks. Why are those old haloes flat? They should be circles on top of one’s head not behind it.
Not Affiliated with Subway (R).
Games of Mathematical Ambiguity
A person of any significant wealth often becomes confused that they own it, and money is not the only form of wealth. They will both drive others away from it and invite others in, but mostly they are angry that the whole world didn't achieve it, so mostly they drive other away from it. God and Satan represent the worst of these people and believe me, God and Satan don't care much about money. Money is a bunch of existential shopping trips and accounting. Time is much more valuable than money. I would give it away if I wasn't on a fixed income. Most financially wealthy people know nothing about engineering or manufacturing, they just but it at the store. If you're not engineering for the definitions then what is the point? If you're just collecting money to shop. nobody cares! Resources are basic needs. I don't need another shower head. I need an explanation about flow theory and funneled pipes. I need combined theoretical determinations of the temperature of the Sun's core to understand that it is about three or four times hotter than the temperature it takes to melt various metals. I need the history of mathematical development in relation to religious development to determine the true nature of God. I need a circle with the same area as a square. I need incommensurability and divine arithmancy to meet head on. I need the Tetractys of the Pythagoreans versus the initiation of the scribes of Thoth to determine the true nature of the gods in a father versus son blowout.
Look. Climate change is probably not caused by human engineering. The expanse of human coverage on the Earth is a mathematical fallacy. In addition, climate change is probably going to happen anyway as a result of natural shifts in the Earth's matter and temperature. Scientists are really reporting it to cover their legal responsibility for the damage to property and lives that may result due to this natural shift.
Translate to Japanese: 地球は、ブルース・ウィルスがいつも救おうとしているあの青い物体として、あるいはウィンド・アンド・ファイアーとの有名なコラボレーションから、あるいは単にジョージ・クロイが住んでいる場所として知られているかもしれません。
とにかく、今週、地球には本当に悪いニュースがありました。ホワイトハウスの報告書によると、地球温暖化は米国のあらゆる地域を脅かしています。これは遠い未来の話ではありません。気候変動はすでに今、私たちに影響を及ぼしています。オバマの賢明な行動です。これは気候変動について語る上で重要な転換です。
なぜなら、私たちは未来を任せられないことを証明したからです。私たちは何度も、孫たちにもっと良い地球を残したいと思いませんかと尋ねられ、私たちは全員、そう答えました。しかし、信じられないことに、この最新の非難の科学的報告書は、私たちの一部にとってまだ困難な道のりとなるかもしれません。
ギャロップ世論調査が発表されました。先月、アメリカ人の4人に1人が気候変動の影響に懐疑的で、この問題は誇張されていると考えていることが分かりました。そんなことは関係ありません。事実についての人々の意見は不要です。
15と5のどちらが大きいか、フクロウは存在するか、帽子はあるか、といった世論調査をしたほうがよいでしょう。気候変動に関する議論は、気候変動が存在するかどうかではなく、私たちがそれに対して何をすべきかです。このテーマについては山ほどの研究があります。地球の気温は上昇しています。熱波はより一般的になり、海面温度も上昇しています。氷河は溶けています。もちろん、氷の上でバランスをとるホッキョクグマの必須の写真がなければ、気候レポートは完成しません。
アメリカ人の4人に1人が気候変動に懐疑的であるということを伝える唯一の正確な方法は、地球温暖化とは、世論調査でアメリカ人の4人に1人が何かについて間違っていると判明することです。気候変動について立場を表明した何千もの科学論文を調査したところ、97%が人間が地球温暖化を引き起こしているという立場を支持していることがわかりました。この問題が依然として議論の余地があると考える人がいるのは、テレビではいつも1人に対して1人が反対で、通常は同じ人がビル・ナイとマーシャル・ブラックバーンに賛成しているためだと思います。
お二人をミート・ザ・プレスにようこそ。ビル・ナイが気候変動懐疑論者のマーク・モラナとともに参加します。
ビル・ナイはニューヨークの科学教育者でペトリー協会のCEOであり、交戦中の科学者ビル・ナイ。科学者ビル・ナイは人為的な地球温暖化を信じている科学者です。そうです、ほとんどの場合その通りです。それはビル・ニューヨークの科学者対誰かの対決です
そして画面を見ると 50/50 です
これは本質的に誤解を招きます、気候変動の現実について議論しなければならないのに
議論がなければ、数学的に公平な方法は 1 つしかありません
先週の今夜は統計的に、代表的な気候変動の議論をお届けします。
こんばんは
今夜は気候変動否定論者で 当然ビル・ニューヨークの科学者なので
ビル・ジョン、人間が気候変動を引き起こしていることは疑いの余地がありません
待って待って待って待って
待って待って待って
数学的バランスのために
始める前に、気候懐疑論者のビルとあなたに同意する 2 人の人を呼びます
そして私は他の 96 人の科学者も呼びます
ちょっと扱いにくいですが、れが実際に代表的な議論を行う唯一の方法ですえっと
はい、もう一度お願いします
これは議論を難しくします
そもそも議論するべきではないのですが、ええと
代表的な気候懐疑論者として、気候変動に反対する主張をしてください
科学のすべてがまだ決まっていないと思います
それで
科学界全体の圧倒的な見解は何ですか
ええと、わかりました、わかりました、それに対する反応
どんな反応でも私は、科学的証拠の面であなたの言うことが聞こえません
この議論全体は起こるべきではなかった
自宅にいる皆さんにお詫びします
ビル・ニューヨークと圧倒的な科学的コンセンサスに感謝します
Ten years later. Ten fucking years. I mean, honestly. It is getting better in some areas, but the house is still on fire and the idiot with the biggest watercanon is busy hitting himself in the face over and over again, while the rest of us is unsure if we should stop him, because if startled, he might think that he should instead start hitting us again.
What fuck up .
There is no why man cuases climate change .
Big distinction between climate change and human pollution.
We came here recently on earth and destroyed the health on our planet .
Now we must dea and earth will recover just fine .
I see. They didn't actually have a real debate.
"Who gives a shit, that doesn't matter. You don't need peoples opinion on a fact." THANK YOU! FUCK! Why do we let stupid peoples opinions sway ANYTHING? Fact doesn't change whether you like it or not.
You can blag all you like, John, but the science really isn't settled. You want to talk about facts? Well, that's the fact.
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New green deal? I have a solution. Just get rid of all these worthless formal presentations. Clowns. It would be an engineering paradise. We’ll go back to bartering with weights and coils and eliminate packaging and advertising, also. We don’t need legals. Legals need you. Science? Worthless.
25% of Americans were deniers when this was filmed. Today in 2024 deniers are now down to 9%. Thank Allah that they're disappearing faster than the Dodo. But then again Dodos survived longer because the were more intelligent…
Democrats too brainwashed to ACTUALLY look up historical landfall hurricane records? I guess climate change peaked during the 1940's cause that's the decade with the most action. Then they call Republicans stupid for trusting that over a mechanical engineer and an intergovernmental panel using a constantly shifting model with error correction functions which keep making insanely wrong predictions. Democrats have shriveled egos the size of the moon. Arrogant Dickweeds.
The Cross as Representational of Educational Danger
“My precious…” – Gollum
Firstly, is exposure to complex people or ideas dangerous without the necessary iterations of learning? Finally, the world is coming to realize that education and educated people are extremely dangerous. Education is power. I, for one, refuse to be limited by contemporary scientific fashion models! Even to the least educated person a lion is but a dangerous animal and a lesser being. Science and reason has become that lion. Science is attempting to replace Jesus by capping humanity’s growth potential thereby becoming like the gods themselves and controlling information. Understanding takes steps and doorways. One only has to understand near a doorway to potentially open it with a cognitive leap. By eliminating the steps to the doorway they prevent that potential. Religion is proof that education is dangerous. That fact should not be covered up. It should be used and cherished so that all may understand. What is the Bible really about? Try this key to understand that the Bible really is a morality tale about educational danger, whereby the student is set to reign above masses of people.
Einstein, Occult, Copernicus, Conquistadors…dangerous. Extremely dangerous. People tend to not believe in the exposure to complex people as dangerous. Unfortunately, they think science will prove it for them. That’s simply not how the game works. If you see the Devil. You’ll most likely end up insane. Be warned! Two places to especially keep an eye on are Graphic Design and Metals Machining students. The reason for this is due to the complex world important exposure and complexity given to average students.
Nice try, Last Week Tonight.
Owls are birds.
And birds aren't real!