April 4, 2025

4 thoughts on “Unprecedented wildfire season in New Jersey has a climate change connection?

  1. Per MIT / Massachusetts Institute of Technology,

    90%+ of Earth’s atmospheric CO2 is from decaying leaves alone, 2% at most from fossil fuel.

    So, if atmospheric CO2 is a crisis, what’s the plan to stop plants from rotting?

    Search:

    "The Mathematics of Leaf Decay" for the MIT News article.

    "Climate Change"?
    The reputation of CBS is already in the toilet, justly.

    Pushing the DNC's false religion of Climate Change really isn't helping to earn my respect.

  2. I’m an Idiot
    (A parody based on Monty Python’s I’m a Lumberjack)

    Lead: I’m an idiot and that’s ok.
    I believe the lies media vomit out each day.

    Chorus: He’s an idiot and that’s ok
    He believes lies media vomit out each day.

    Lead: Let’s cut down trees. Let’s eat our lunch. Let’s go to the lavatory.
    Every day let’s go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.

    Chorus: We cut down trees. We eat our lunch.
    We go to the lavatory.
    Every day we’ll go shopping and have buttered scones with tea.

    We’re all idiots and that’s ok. We believe the lies media vomit out each day.

    Lead: I cut down trees, breathe wildfire smoke
    Bulldoze wild fields of flowers
    What bugs me most is watching
    Men dress up like me ma.

    Chorus: He cuts down trees, breathes wildfire smoke
    Bulldozes fields of flowers
    What bugs him most is watching
    Men dress up like his ma?…

    (As in the original, the Chorus fidgets and looks nervous, but resumes heartily on the refrain)

    We’re all idiots and that’s ok.
    We believe wha media vomiteaches up each day.

    Lead: I cut down trees, pollute the land, the oceans and the sky. I’m living large for right now. The rest of life can die.

    Chorus: He cuts down trees, pollutes the land, the ocean and the sky. He’s living large for right now. The rest of life can die…?

    (As in the original skit during this last bit the Chorus begins to breaks down, using questioning, agitated, raised voices but in this version turns and accosts the lead singer)

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